Lotion

The other day I was putting Vaseline on Evan because he looked dry. Here was our conversation:

M: Evan lets put lotion on you.
E comes walking over.
I start using Vaseline.
E: that's not lotion.
M: It's Vaseline.
E: why do we have to use that?
M: because your skin is so dry.

I just thought it was funny. I honorary cant remember all of it! Boo to my poor memory.