More funny conversations.....

I think we were at the fair and Evan had to go poop. So I went into the stall with him. He told me first to,"Do like this and like this." Instructing me to put toilet paper on the toilet seat. Then he asked me to leave the bathroom stall. I told him that I needed to help him wipe. He said, "I'm going to poop. And it's going to splash all over you." Me: "Ew gross. Why would you do that? That is not nice." Evan: "I'm going to poop. And it's going to be a big snake, it's going to come get you." 

The story gets bigger and bigger. Love that the poop would've splashed on me though. LOL.